Editor,

I was concerned about the Feb. 7 article “Law will allow for nuclear missile prep.”

As Cynthia Kaul and Keith Anderson point out in the same issue, we might be invaded by Navy Seals under the command of Donald Trump, refusing to understand that Puff the Magic Dragon has blown an impermeable bubble of cannabis smoke that protects South Whidbey from Vice President Pence and Kim Jong Un scheming together at the Winter Olympics to counter coup the United States of America.

Stephen Kahn

Freeland