Wednesday, Sept. 20

At 1:34 a.m., a caller on Ault Field Road reported that men were shooting lasers at him and giving him a headache.

At 9:06 a.m., a caller on North Main Street reported that he is a a prophet and owns Cartoon Network.

At 2:14 p.m., a postal delivery person reported that her vehicle is stuck in the mud on Wynter Place.

At 9:21 p.m., a woman on Northgate Drive reported that her ex-boyfriend slashed her tires.

Thursday, Sept. 21

At 8:13 a.m., a caller reported that there would be a drill on the Navy base involving a drone.

At 12:34 p.m., a caller reported that a hooligan in a white pickup passed a school bus while speeding on Highway 525.

At 2:55 p.m., a man reported that an erratic Ford car nearly struck his daughter when she got off the bus on Miller Road.

At 11:44 p.m., a Crosby Avenue resident reported chasing after someone in his yard.

Friday, Sept. 22

At 6:41 a.m., a resident reported that a young buck in Coupeville was walking around with an arrow sticking out of its back.

At 8:44 a.m., a woman in a nighty was reported on Silver Lake Road. The caller later called back and said the woman was dancing on the road.

At 11:20 a.m., a resident reported that a woman had been standing motionless on the side of East Fakkema Road for 30 minutes.

At 2:51 p.m., a caller reported that a former student went to a Coupeville school and got into a fight.

At 2:54 p.m., a caller reported that a man on Hawks Prairie Road was attacking the caller and making racial slurs.

Saturday, Sept. 23

At 6:46 a.m., a caller on Northwest Krueger Street reported finding an injured squirrel.

At 7:28 a.m., a caller on Cherry Tree Court reported that a fawn was stuck in a fence and a mother deer was freaking out.

At 9:25 a.m., a Basil Road resident reported that a fawn with one leg cut off was in the yard.

At 11:10 a.m., a caller reported that guns were missing from a safe at a Cultus Bay Road home.

At 12:37 p.m., a caller at a Benton Place residence reported that her mother died and left chickens behind.

At 2 p.m., a caller reported that the Langley Police Department had been flying planes over the area.

At 2:46 p.m., a Beacon View Drive resident reported that a man with blue hair in her yard said he wanted law enforcement to arrest him.

At 9:47 p.m., a resident reported that a go-cart driving up and down April Drive was causing a ruckus.

Monday, Sept. 25

At 3:24 p.m., a caller reported that a woman in a parking lot on South Main Street was yelling at people wearing masks.

At 3:41 p.m., a Nimitz Drive resident reported that her boyfriend broke down the door and was going to beat her up.

At 6:31 p.m., a caller reported that a person fell out of a tree on the Goose Rock trail.

Tuesday, Sept. 26

At 10:39 a.m., a resident reported that two men with a tractor were digging a suspicious ditch on Fort Nugent Road.

At 1:42 p.m., a Bay Road resident reported that a deer had part of a PVC pipe stuck on its foot.

Wednesday, Sept. 27

At 8:54 a.m., a caller reported that people in a homeless camp were building a structure on wetlands off East Frostad Road.

At 9:13 a.m., a Sandy Hook Drive resident reported that a deer was stuck in a neighbor’s fence.