Wednesday, Sept. 21

At 8:18 a.m., a Krueger Street resident reported that a fawn was caught in a neighbor’s fence. The caller was holding up the baby deer, but its tongue was turning blue.

At 8:32 a.m., a Heller Street resident reported that a deer was trapped in the backyard.

Thursday, Sept. 22

At 7:52 a.m., a caller on Blakely Avenue reported that his girlfriend was screaming after smoking oxy.

At 10:04 a.m., a Frostad Road resident reported that she gave homeless people odd jobs around her home and now her handgun was missing.

At 11:26 a.m., a Goss Lake Road resident reported that “this” needs to stop.

At 6:28 p.m., a Kimberly Way resident reported that someone in a vacant lot was high and doing the “meth dance.”

At 6:33 p.m., a Whitney Drive resident reported that a neighbor’s son was rummaging through the garage.

At 8:12 p.m., a man at a South Whidbey gas station reported that an assassin dressed in black was trying to kill him.

Friday, Sept. 23

At 10:34 a.m., a resident reported that a tattooed man on the side of Highway 525 with a baby and an air compressor appeared high and had crazy eyes. The caller said the situation seemed odd.

At 5:17 p.m., a caller reported finding a possible human vertebrae on Monroe Landing.

At 6:25 p.m., an Even Down Way resident reported that a “peeping Tom” neighbor was taking photos through her window.

Saturday, Sept. 24

At 9:40 a.m., a resident reported that a man was swinging a machete in the air at a bus stop on Madrona Way. Another person was lying on the ground nearby.

At 2:24 p.m., a caller reported that a resident on Oak Harbor Road tried to pay for yard work with counterfeit money.

Sunday, Sept. 25

At 4:03 p.m., a driver reported that a Kia SUV had unsecured mattresses on top and one fell off.