Wednesday, Sept. 29

At 3:10 p.m., caller started laughing manically and said he was looking for Oklahoma.

At 3:37 p.m., a driver reported that a woman was lying on the shoulder of Highway 20 near Fakkema Road.

At 9:19 p.m., a driver reported that a woman was standing in the middle of Coles Road.

At 10:09 p.m., a driver reported that a woman in pajamas was walking along Highway 20.

Friday, Oct. 1

At 5:24 p.m., a driver reported that an elderly woman was walking on French Road.

At 6:43 p.m., a Goss Lake Road resident reported that law enforcement in airplanes were taking photos of her bathroom.

At 7:13 p.m., a driver reported that a Navy security vehicle was “all over the road” on Ault Field Road. The vehicle went over the fog line several times.

Saturday, Oct. 2

At 3:19 a.m., a caller reported that a man dressed in camouflage was carrying a rifle around the storage units on Northgate Drive.

At 4:48 a.m., a woman on Stremler Drive reported that a strange man in a red bathrobe was sitting in her room.

At 7:20 a.m., a resident reported that a vehicle washed up on the beach near the Penn Cove boat launch.

At 2:17 p.m., a caller reported that a grocery store on South Whidbey was selling liquor to minors.

At 5:10 p.m., an Oak Harbor Road resident reported that a scooter was stolen.

At 11:32 p.m., a Busby Road resident reported that someone was walking outside her house.

Sunday, Oct. 3

At 9:57 a.m., a caller reported that someone stole crabs from a pot off the Clinton ferry dock.

At 7:07 p.m., a caller at a Highway 20 church reported that counterfeit money was left in the tithing collection.

At 11:05 p.m., a Heller Road resident reported that someone in a hat was seen looking into his sister’s bedroom window.

Monday, Oct. 4

At 1:02 p.m., a caller reported that a small disabled boat was drifting below Deception Pass Bridge. Two adults and three children were onboard.

Tuesday, Oct. 5

At 1:10 a.m., a Jones Road resident reported that he was sitting on his porch and saw someone running through his yard.

At 5:34 p.m., a driver reported that a woman was walking backwards with her arms crossed and eyes closed on the highway near Clinton.

At 8:25 p.m., a Trisha Lane resident reported that her roommate bit her.

Wednesday, Oct. 6

At 9:19 a.m., a caller reported that someone has been stealing tools from a dead man’s home on Mutiny Lane.

At 9:29 a.m., a caller reported that a parent had a verbal confrontation with a principal at a school on Maxwelton Road.

At 12:29 p.m., a caller reported that a bearded man in a silver Toyota RAV4 was masturbating with the window down on Main Street.

Thursday, Oct. 7

At 1:23 a.m., a Terry Road resident reported that someone in a black SUV drove into a fence and was trying to leave.

At 6:30 a.m., a driver reported that a cow was walking in and out of Maxwelton Road.

At 10:16 a.m., a Rose Lane resident reported that an ATV and equipment were stolen from a barn. Clothing was also stolen and the burglar left behind clothing.

At 11:35 a.m., a Regatta Drive resident reported that he stabbed himself in the leg.

At 3:30 p.m., a woman reported that her ex is sending nude photos of her to her clients.

At 5:06 p.m., a business on Highway 525 reported that a woman stole a cockatoo. She left in a white Subaru.

At 5:14 p.m., an Ollom Drive resident reported that her boyfriend is cheating on her.

At 6:10 p.m., a caller reported that a subject on a ATV was driving around on Fort Casey Road, handing out political signs.

Friday, Oct. 8

At 10:12 a.m., a caller reported that a GoFundMe account set up for a deceased classmate may be fraudulent.

At 11:38 a.m., a caller reported that a man in a Highway 20 location was hitting a vehicle and screaming about Satan.

At 5:06 p.m., a South Whidbey resident reported that her ex-husband threatened to kill her.

At 5:57 p.m., a Northgate Drive resident reported that her ex-husband took her tax paperwork from previous years and threw it around the neighborhood.

At 7 p.m., a janitor at a Highway 20 location reported that a woman knocked on the window and said a man with a gun might shoot the caller.

At 7:09 p.m., a caller reported that construction equipment was stolen from a Saratoga View Way site.

Saturday, Oct. 9

At 10:41 a.m., a caller reported that a white 2018 Mercedes Benz did an illegal U-turn in the middle of Highway 525 near Bakken Road. The caller and the Mercedes driver had a verbal confrontation in the middle of the highway; the Mercedes driver pulled a gun and cocked it.

At 6:58 p.m., a Main Street resident reported that a neighbor said sexual and inappropriate comments to the caller’s daughter.

Sunday, Oct. 10

At 10:30 a.m., a caller reported that a man was sleeping in the grass near a bus stop on Highway 525.

At 11:45 a.m., a Sandberg Lane resident reported that air quality was bad in the area and children need to wear oxygen tanks.

At 5:36 p.m., a resident reported that a little, fluffy puppy was running up and down Chatham Lane and nobody knew who owned it.

Monday, Oct. 11

At 1:07 a.m., a Northeast Third Street resident reported that someone is turning her phone off and on and nobody believes her.

At 3:23 a.m., a Salal Street resident reported that a man in the front yard as circling the house and tried to open the gate.

At 11:12 a.m., a caller reported that a diabetic cat wasn’t being taken care of at an Alliance Avenue home.